By now, some of you may have heard about the impressive list of WAG's (Wives And Girlfriends) that the Nets are assembling. Their is the first lady of Nets bball, Beyonce who is married to part-owner Jay-Z. Then, in trading Terrence Williams for Sasha Vujacic, the Nets acquired his girlfriend Maria Sharapova (a JerseySounder favorite who is definitely dating below her standards). And of course there is the news of Kim Kardashian (a huge JerseySounder favorite) dating Kris Humphries.
Look, this team is 9-20, but damn do they have an impressive arsenal of off-the-court talent. These three fine ladies are reason enough to buy season tickets. And if you can't afford season tickets, they definitely would be worth watching on tv (Oxygen, Bravo, Fox??) Of course, to make it a smash hit, I think we need one more piece. While I'm sure Beyonce, Maria and Kim are divas in their own right, they need a touch of crazy. Enter LaLa Vasquez, wife of Carmelo Anthony. She would be the final piece of what would become entertaining tv. Billy King, I'm not convinced that Carmelo would make us a contender, but at the very least, adding LaLa would make us tabloid fodder for a long time. And hey, as I'm sure Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov will tell you, that is never a bad thing.
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