World Cup Predictions

This is going to be the most unpredictable World Cup ever. Anyone who thinks they know what is going to happen is crazy. Luckily, I have a little crazy in me. So here are my predictions:

• North Korea will tie one of the big boys in the group. They definitely should go 0-3, but I just have a feeling that Brazil, Portugal and Ivory Coast will all be focusing on each other and overlook this mysterious team. They won't get out of the group, but Kim Jung Il will make it seem like they did
• The United States will get out of their group. I don't think they will beat England, but unlike past experiences in the WC, this group finally gets the idea behind the tournament format. Losing the first game does not mean they're done. Last year in the Fed Cup, they lost their first two games, beat Egypt and advanced. Then they beat Spain and nearly Brazil in the final. I think that experience is crucial
• Nigeria and Cameroon, not Ivory Coast will be Africa's last remaining teams. It's not just the group of Death, but the potential matchup with Spain in the Round of 16 that means an early except for the Elephants
• Argentina will play a minimum of 3 games. That's all I got. They are a mystery to me
• Switzerland will not make it out of the group. Blaise N'kufo will come to Seattle healthy and rested
• Serbia will be the surprise team of the tournament. I have them finishing second in their group and making it to the Quarterfinals where Nigeria lay in wait.
• A huge influx of foreign talent will enter MLS after the Cup. It's inevitable.
• New Zealand will not score a goal.
• The Dutch will win the Cup. Call it a hunch. They always have the talent and yet underwhelm every Cup. I think this year it all clicks and just like underachieving Spain at Euro 2008, the Dutch will reign.
• South Africa beats Mexico, but El Tris rebound to win the group with wins against Uruguay and France. Uruguay advances along with Mexico in a tightly contested group.